Fake Plastic Trees

A green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself...
It wears her out, it wears her out.
It wears her out, it wears her out.

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins...
And it wears him out, it wears him out.
It wears him out, it wears...

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love.
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run.
And it wears me out, it wears me out.
It wears me out, it wears me out.

And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time...

Dan Brown

Well hello again!

Right the last blog I wrote was on Saturday 6th March which means it has been a fateful six days where a new exciting installment of the legendary Rob Brown was 'blogged' (which contradicts my statement in my previous blog where I said I would have lots more material...) However, this has not been mine own fault as I, sadly, have had no internet connection at my home in ("the charmingly delightful") Weston-super-[night]Mare.
Rightio, without further ado, I will present the actual intention of this particular blog, Dan Brown


He in mine eyes is a bloody fantastique author!! He has to be one of my favourite authors. I find his stories very thrilling and at the same time educational (he makes me feel really clever because I understand lots of complicated theories and historical stories without making it boring!)

I love the way he combines science and religion in unimaginable ways and makes me really think about how we got here and all of that. His writing style is a little bit complicating but it is very attention grabbing and it makes it feel like it is actually a film!

So, would I recommend that you read Dan Brown's books? HELL YEAH! If you're looking for a thrilling read filled with deception, murder, secrets and much suspense, Dan Brown is for you! (Bloody hell, I sounded like one of those American advert things!)

All of these books are amazing...READ THEM!
...The Da Vinci Code...
...Angels & Demons...
...The Lost Symbol...
...Deception Point...
...Digital Fortress...


Toodle pip homeslices :) xxx

Blog

First things first...I'm really sorry that I have not posted a blog for ages and caused you all bitter disappointment! I really lack creative inspiration :P

I will, however, make an effort from now on, for you all! Even if I write a blog on the random subject of the Theory of Relativity or poo for that matter, it will be there, so stay tuned.

Right, so...uni?

Everything is tits up at the moment due the lack of our legends, David Tucker and Steven Hyde and is depressing pretty much everyone on the course including me. Team Dave and Steve!!
I have thinking about leaving but, you know what, all of my Uni mates are awesome! They are reason I am still here and look forward to every day! I really love you all so much! And I will not give up my dream! I've given up too much to give up now! :D

Wow...that was a bit emotional :P

...I've tried to add a picture, but it won't let me... :/

Oh well... until next time!!

Toodle pip my lovelies! xxx